facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???
They didn’t even give me a bird wtf
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
the year is 2034
all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about
when she sends u cute texts <33333
being a human is so weird
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral
Animals getting help from people.
breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL
Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.
yet more info from tumbler staff!!