theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

shogunofyellow:

Never forget Luigi’s win pose.

unimportant:

I didn’t love the book or movie but

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

whiteboyfriend:

is this the arctic monkeys

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