memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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pretzelscavenger:

vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

relevant to my interests

c-andycane:

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

An old lady yelled at me because she had $40 worth of rewards on her fashion club card.

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