raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

cactusily:

Me right now stressing out cause of school

rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

maximumbuttitude:

jaa-ne:

I would be a little bit terrified

you are now entering the Bonus Level

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

mynamekyle:

masterpieceinchaos:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

sj blogger girls irl on snl

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