I LIKE SHERLOCK. And a lot of other things that are feeble compared to the almighty.
Yeah my blog is funny, I know.
Bits of fandoms here and there though ;)
Bear with me <3

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and thenimage

(Source: unwrittenlawz)

an-egg:

shitweed:                         ,

an-egg:

do i really look 8 years old                          ,

I THOUGHT THAT COMMA WAS DIRT ON MY SCREEN I HATE YOU                                     ,       ,                                     

sorry  

,                                                                                                      ,

wewhofightmonsters:

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

pizza:

how did u know
aliewa:

liquid-liam:


Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

There are two types of people…

oldrockstars:

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together

laugh-addict:

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