if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
this picture speaks to me on an emotional level
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes
McDonald’s are testing home delivery
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?
I wasn’t ready for that.
I always feel like I’m doing something terribly wrong, like the decisions I make are gonna leave me completely miserable and remorseful but then I remember how many of you are sexually attracted to anime characters and the sky starts to clear and the birds start to chirp