niggaimdeadass:

acoogihatandadream:

That’s a tech right?

son black people tho!!!

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

clestroying:

*looks in the mirror*

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perspectave:

life goal: to live in a house with 40+ dogs

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

officialunitedstates:

doctonwho:

officialunitedstates:

hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

I knew that

no you didnt

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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