“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
June 2013
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle
Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together
PEOPLE WHO’S DOODLES LOOK BETTER THAN STUFF I SPEND HOURS ON
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:
my mom wont let me name one of our kitten swaggy wtf mom get with it
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
i always overestimate my friendship with ppl


